Tuesday, April 28, 2015

The Martini


I pick up martini’s signature glass, not spilling a drop. I hold it religiously, savoring the ancient scents from antique juniper glades – and it transports. I dance back into my youth, long before debilitating aches. I am lusty once again, filled with strength, with a fertile mind and body, with the ability to race and jump. Old memories leap forward: Vivian and I sipping martinis on Snoopy’s[i] quiet pier watching the gulls hover over Texas wetlands, with Bob and Anne Marie at Morell[ii] in Manhattan, or just relaxing before a winter fire in our Wilmington home library 

A martini is simply the mating of gin and dry vermouth, generally in Fibonacci proportions, of one to eight, but its assembly requires careful attention. No water. No camouflaging flavors. And careful engineering and some ceremony.  

The epitome of ceremony:  While at a very fine hotel in Barcelona, that ancient world of elegant artistry, we watched as two white coated waiters rolled out a finely carved oak table draped in starched white linen, on which rested a single thin martini glass and one lemon. To the martini glass, Juan added ice and a splash of water while Luis assisted me in picking out my gin and finding out whether I preferred it classical, dry or dirty. I prefer classical; I want to be able to feel the vermouth. Taking up the lemon, two shallow shavings were removed. Juan pared one down to a long thin zest, the other he left whole. Gin and a bit of vermouth were added to a dry canister.  The slush in the martini glass was thrown out and the chilled glass wiped dry. The wider lemon peel was flicked across the rim leaving a thin coat of lemon oil.  Juan dropped a few ice cubes into the gin-vermouth mixture and stirred it quickly, poured it into the dry glass while Luis lifted up the thin, lemon zest, twirled it around his finger, and dropped it into the glass where it uncoiled gracefully. Then they both paused, standing at attention, allowing the various flavors to get acquainted. Juan brought over a small white napkin which he centered precisely in front of me and onto which Luis ceremoniously placed the martini. I placed two fingers on each side of the rim, raised the martini, slowly drew in the power of the junipers, took a small sip, rolled it in my mouth, bathing each taste bud, sighed, and then applauded the artist for a drink well made.  Exquisitely made indeed. 

Bar tenders relax.  Americans prefer far less pomp – but a good martini requires the same basic steps in this order: a) chilled martini glass; b) good gin and vermouth mixed together, c) ice added, then stirred, d) quick decanting and e) a garnish added. Note, though it seems counter intuitive, the ice must be added to the liquid, never the other way around. The gin and ice should never be allowed to just sit while a busy bar keep attends to others. It is stirred, never shaken; shaking only splinters the ice which then melts in the glass. Water kills a martini. 

Garnishes:
·         Must there be a lemon? What about olives or pickled onions? Preferences here depend on the individual – and on the gin. I prefer to complement the simplicity of Tanqueray with a “wet olive,” one dipped first in its own juices. If the only gin available is cheap and harsh, then add olive juice to make a “dirty martini,” the salt buffers the rough edges.  For more complex gins, such as Hendriks with its hints of rose petals and cucumber, I prefer the simple zest of lemon. Blue Cheese olives are delightful, except for the oil slick they leave behind. My brother favors Garlic stuffed olives, not I. With a pickled onion, known as a Gibson (martini), one gets a bit of sweetness, the better the pickling, the better the Gibson.
 
Gins:
·         Martinis require the mystical kiss of juniper, as found in a fine gin - not vodka. Gin alone holds the juniper power, the dulcet melody, and the magic of a really fine martini. The choice of gins is vast.  I prefer Tanqueray or Hendricks. Even in North Carolina’s ABC stores, one has the choice of 14 imported gins and 34 domestics, including 4 distilled in our state.  The only local gin I’ve tasted is Cardinal and I found its herbals far too raw. 

Pet Peeves:
·         Water in the gin: the elegant and venerable Fairmount in Boston go so far that it serves the martini in a carafe that they have allowed to cool in a bowl of shaved ice, never abused by water.
·         Olives strung out across the rim. It’s pretty but adds nothing to the taste.  I prefer my olive dipped first in its juice and then sunk to the bottom.
·         Half-filled glasses: a martini glass is designed to vent the juniper aroma, it needs to be full.  Unfortunately, North Carolina, with its prohibitionist mind-set, limits the ounces per drink.  If a bar uses a standard size martini glass, it will be only half filled.  Some, like Red Monkey, have begun using smaller stem-less glasses. Inelegant? Yes.  But given the limits on pourage, they provide a better taste. 

Food Pairings.
·         Bread is a natural.  I especially enjoy a basket of freshly made Louisiana hush puppies.
·         Avoid anything oily, vinegary or spicy-hot; like dreadful siblings they vie too hard for your attention. 

Recommendations:
·         My best ever martini in Raleigh was at Vivaci[iii], a fluke it has yet to  replicate. Betski’s[iv] and Holly’s[v] also do a good job, with direction. Get to know your bartender. I recommend Zack Vile at Red Monkey[vi]; Tony Coulter at Bloomsbury[vii] or Aaron Squires at Irregardless[viii]. I only make a reservation if the receptionist can guarantee a favored bar tender. And, I try to tip accordingly.

 



[i] Snoopy's Pier, 13313 S Padre Island Dr, Corpus Christi, TX 78418     snoopysrestaurant.com
[ii] Morrell Wine Bar & Café, 1 Rockefeller Plz, New York, NY 10020     morrellwine.com
[iii] Vivace, 4209 Lassiter Mill Rd, Ste 115, Raleigh, NC 27609   www.vivaceraleigh.com
[iv] J Betski's, 10 W Franklin St Ste 120, Raleigh, NC 27604.    jbetskis.com
[v] Holly’s on Hargett (formerly called Mo's Diner), 306 E Hargett St, Raleigh, NC 27601.     www.mosdiner.net
[vi] Red Monkey Tavern, 4325 Glenwood Ave S Ste 2079, Raleigh, NC 27612    redmonkeytavern.com
[vii] Bloomsbury Bistro, 509 W Whitaker Mill Rd Ste 101, Raleigh, NC 27608     www.bloomsburybistro.com
[viii] Irregardless Café, 901 W Morgan St, Raleigh, NC 27603     www.irregardless.com
 
 

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

IRREGARDLESS CAFÉ

My wife, sister and I left Burning Coal Theater chatting about Sunday in the Park with George, getting my sister’s first impressions of the play, and filling her in some of the production differences in the Broadway version. None of us, of course came away humming a tune, but that’s Sondheim.  Eager to share more insights and also hungry, we retired to Irregardless, which we had visited a few weeks back with our old friend Rhonda Rosenheck. I called to make a reservation. Maggie, in her clear and ever chipper voice, asked me the time, I responded, “In ten minutes, for three, preferable with Aaron as our waiter?”  On a Sunday Irregardless opens at 5:00; we arrived at 5:03, the very first customers. Maggie sat as at a booth near the bar.  Aaron saw us coming, grinned his sweet, loopy smile, and sauntered over, all 6’ 3” of him, shaggy hair and all. 

In Raleigh Lyn is eager to try new flavors, back home in Maryland I think she is more of a meat-and-potato gal. Irregardless has evolved since its founding in 1975; Arthur Gordon, the owner-chef, was vegetarian and so was his restaurant. Now, however, his menu is far more varied, among the entrées eleven dishes were strictly vegetarian, six featured fish, and eight focused on lamb, chicken, duck, or beef. All three of us took the vegetarian route, partly because the items were so intriguing, and partly because they were also less expensive, though I found it hard to pass up lamb lollipops, or duck. Meat dishes average $23 each, fish $25, while herbivorous specialties are only $17 each. . Irregardless runs its own Well Fed Community Garden, but even when not using its own produce, it strives to serve locally sourced meat, fish and vegetables.

Like my favorite pair of shoes, the décor is a bit scuffed around the edges but oh so comfortable. Nothing Arthur couldn’t fix with a good shinning. I’m so glad we called ahead, by 5:30, the restaurant was filled. Couples predominated though there were a few larger groups, all from across the generational spectrum. Musicians played in the background, it was truly a sweet atmosphere.

As a former English teacher, I still get miffed by the name.  Though “irregardless” is dictionary listed as a recent dialectical addition, the preferred word is “regardless.” And so, regardless of my syntactic bias, I do love this restaurant, partly because of the food, and even more so because of the people and their stories.  Raleigh can be a bit homogeneously bland; Irregardless is eclectic. 

Arthur the owner in his beret regularly visits tables; on our first visit he sat with us for over 20 minutes telling story after story, Anya. his wife, came over and listened as Rhonda poured out her current situation, Dodge, the general manager has his own special history(1)  and one of my all-time favorites, Aaron Squires, our waiter and bar tender, regaled us with his knowledge of liquors.

Aaron's martinis are a work of art.  This night he and I experimented with glazing (2). When I asked him for suggestions, he bubbled with enthusiasm and suggested I try Domaine de Canton, a ginger liqueur, he even brought out a sample for us to try.  Wow. Vivian and Lyn liked it straight up. Its addition to my martini provided two major changes, first was the very sophisticated hint of ginger, and second was how easily it took the edge off the gin, without sacrificing the wonderful juniper fragrances.

Lyn tried the Irregardless version of a “Dark and Stormy” made with Canton. I’d first heard of this drink in the novels of Nelson de Mille, sited on the Gold Coast of Long Island, not the new-rich Gatsby peninsula, but the old rich of Locust Valley and Centre Island.  I could picture coming from my large sailing yacht and relaxing on the porch of the great Seawanhaka Corinthian Yacht Club, sipping my Dark and Stormy, while staring out at Long Island Sound alongside the Doubledays, duPonts, Roosevelts, and Vanderbilts. Though a thirst quenching summer highball, however, it was not so great with dinner.

For my second martini, Aaron recommended a glazing with Cointreau – also fine, and also smooth, but not quite as exotic as the Canton. 

Having had two martinis, I was happy with the arrival of bread: homemade herb bread and muffins, made with finely ground white corn.  Both real treats.

On our previous visit, we had ordered seafood cakes for the table, tasty but with an all-in-the-blender texture; the accompanying cilantro coleslaw however was delightful.  My Shepherd’s Pie, yes vegetarian, was a casserole layered with spinach, sliced carrots, caramelized onions, fennel, braised cabbage, mashed potatoes, and bulgur wheat in a medium of steamed pomegranate, topped by short crust pastry and served with miso gravy.  It’s as good as it sounds.  Our other two entrées included Vegan Sex and Lentil Cakes, the latter actually being the high light of the evening. We shared dessert, an excellent apple crisp.

Eager to try more on the menu, Lyn ordered acorn squash stuffed with wild rice, lentils, pumpkin seeds set astride a bed of black beans and roasted beets and an adjacent bed of white beans and roasted pineapple.  The squash was fine, but the double beds were engagingly terrific. Vivian selected vegan and gluten free lasagna made with soft polenta cakes, béchamel, and a variety of root vegetables.  Vivian enjoyed it; I would have preferred the polenta cakes to have a bit more texture.  I enjoyed my “scallops,” actually grilled oyster mushrooms served over a mushroom risotto.  The oyster mushrooms were fun because they looked much like real scallops, but the real pleasure was the mushroom risotto.

For all food adventurers, and particularly for those who delight in vegetables, Irregardless is worth the visit.  While there, be sure to meet Arthur, Anya, Dodge, Maggie, and/or Aaron.  Enjoy!

Irregardless Café is located at 901 West Morgan Street, Raleigh, NC.  919 833 8898.   www.irregardless.com

2-      More on this in a future blog.

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

LA PALA, Bistro, Pizza


Sharpening our knives, making the cut.

 Fitzgerald, Hemingway, and many other writers honed their skills by leaving their home land, in order to enjoy a better perspective. Visiting family on Long Island, provided me an opportunity to focus on perspective and what I really valued in a restaurant experience.

 Bob and Anne Marie told us about this very fine restaurant they had discovered recently in Glen Cove.

 Glen Cove, a very small city on New York’s Long Island’s North Store, was established to house the many servants and staff needed on the great estates of the roaring twenties, F. Scott’s Fitzgerald’s “gold coast.” It is, even now, surrounded by villages of great wealth, some even with a minimum zoning of five acres.  

 My challenge, what were the odds of finding a fair comparison so close to New York, comparable in intent and comparable in price.

Then I met La Pala, a newly opened restaurant that by ordinary predictors would seem doomed to a very short life span: very small, only 50 seats inside; not on a main street -- not even on a street; limited parking; tucked below ground under a many storied office building; and begun by two men in the construction business, neither of whom could cook.

The evening we visited was dreadfully cold, especially to our southern sensibilities. We drove down a dark snow sided alley emerging under a many storied building’s backside. How could such an out-of-the-way place succeed?

 However.

When we opened the door, our cheery host met us with a warm smile; Rick became both our waiter and bartender.  The glowing coals from the open brick pizza oven warmed our souls and eventually even our hands.  Rick seated us, and then professionally assessed whether we wanted an in-the-shadows waiter, or an active player in the fun of our dinner.  We, of course, invited him to participate – and what a joy, great recommendations, great attention to detail, and great fun.

At the table, I noticed that the china was thin, the glasses resembled fine thin crystal. Could “thinness” be an indicator of quality? It sure made the dining experience more worthwhile.  Clunky plates remind me of college dining.  Not bad, but not great either.

Our Long Island family had been there before, Rick knew from experience that Bob would be bringing wine from his own collection. For me, far less interested in fruit of the vine, the ambiance sung martini.  My problem: could I trust our waiter/bartender. When I tentatively wondered out loud about whether to order a martini, Rick replied, “Good choice, I also drink martinis.  In fact when I go out, I always ask the bartender what he drinks, unless he says martini, I keep to scotch.” He and I were martini brothers; we discussed the virtues of the seven different gins stocked in his bar. He even had me pre-taste his specially ordered olives. The martini glass itself was light and delicate, no clunkers here, with a 4.5” diameter, filled to the rim; New York does not suffer under the post-prohibition laws of North Carolina that allow only a few ounces to each pour. Later he brought out a few cocktail onions for me to try, delicious.  Here was a craftsman.  Later he brought me a sample of his Sable and Rosenfeld Tipsy Onions, I may even have a Gibson next time.

Deduction:

Standard one: attention to detail, evidenced here by La Pala’s special onions and olives, thin glasses, and delicate china.  Thinness.

Standard Two: the ambiance, rich but not fussy. Welcome without out homey.

Standard three: highly professional staff. Rick served us well, his recommendations were on target, his observations were fun, and he knew when to proceed, and, even more importantly, when to recede.

Standard Four: a well-stocked bar overseen by a knowledgeable tender.

The delicious bread was homemade. Even on a Thursday night, the tables were filled, mostly with older groups, but also a few young couples seemingly on dates.

Standard Five: the clientele, those who appreciate quality over quantity.

Standard Six: fun breads, homemade, different and tasty.

The owners hired very exceptional people and let them do their jobs. They kept the standard of quality high, and the price as low as possible.

 Standard Seven: a desire to deliver quality. Not limiting the service to the level of the clumsiest dishwasher.

Standard Eight: reasonably priced.

I was impressed with the range of offerings, all Mediterranean in origin, mostly Italian. The food pairings were unusual, and unusually good.  How many restaurants in Raleigh offer this range in quantity or types of food?

16 appetizers ($9 -- $14) e.g. calamari, octopus, sliders, lamb chops and ceviche.
   6 salads ($7 -- $9) e.g. spinach, pear, arugula and fennel.
27 main courses ($8 -- $33) small and large plates e.g. black linguini, paella, sea bass, blackened
            chicken, pork belly, lobster, burgers, stuffed salmon, and eggplant.
  9 individual pizzas ($9 -- $12) cooked in a brick oven.

Standard Nine: the range of food, unusual choices alongside old favorites well executed

Standard Ten: do only what you do best, and no more than the kitchen can easily handle.

 Hopefully La Pala’s great advantages (a sophisticated clientele pampered by expert staff; excellent word of mouth advertising, delightful range of menu, excellently cooked; and reasonably priced) will overcome its disadvantages (poor location, limited parking, and no curb appeal).

 Using a restaurant outside of Raleigh to distil my criteria has the advantage of not setting any single local establishment up as the be all and end all, though when I think of how our own fine dining opportunities match up, three immediately come to mind: Holly’s On Hargett, Irregardless, and Bloomsbury Bistro.

For my friends in Manhattan, get away from the noisy streets and take the train to Glen Cove; for those already on Long Island by all means try La Pala to see if you agree with my assessment. 

 For those of you in Raleigh, let me know what restaurants you feel meet these criteria.

 
La Pala Restaurant, located at 246 Glen St, Glen Cove, NY 11542, (516) 399-2255
          https://www.facebook.com/lapalaglencove?rf=1524241887815265
          Two blocks from the Glen Street Station on the Oyster Bay MTA Line.